{"id":154,"date":"2017-01-15T03:48:21","date_gmt":"2017-01-15T03:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/?page_id=154"},"modified":"2017-01-15T03:50:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T03:50:09","slug":"flat-tire","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/?page_id=154","title":{"rendered":"Flat Tire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My tire is flat<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">but I am in Vermont.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I pray the tow truck never comes.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If I ate grass all day<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">a happy cow I would be<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">watching cars pass by<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">just a few yards from my feet!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/?page_id=61\">back to Poetry<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My tire is flat but I am in Vermont. I pray the tow truck never comes. If I ate grass all day a happy cow I would be watching cars pass by just a few yards from my feet! back to Poetry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":61,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-154","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":158,"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/154\/revisions\/158"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hordiner.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}